"Man, this rain sucks. We shoulda went south with the Reds for winter."
"Aah, they're a bunch of wusses. Besides you hate flying."
"I don't like the cold and the rain together. Separately, I can take them, but not together."
"Get over it already, will ya? It's not even winter yet."
"Is it just me or is he watering down the drinks again?"
[First posted: November 15, 2015]